They worship the Munsingwear penguin! ...or are you just glad to see me? MST3K: Cave Dwellers. This movie is called Troll 3 Part 2 (The Blade of Power). I seem to recall reading that Miles O'Keefe is actually ashamed of this movie... "Maybe it was too hot. The sight of Dr. Forrester with his hat on backwards pleases me more than it has any reason to. A letter opener. Malbolgia, as read-ers of Dante may remember, are the "bad pockets" of Hell, where the corrupt and treacherous souls simmer. 92 minutes, Lisa FosterDavid Cain HaughtonChen WongCharles Borromel. "Oh and there was some turkey and stuff in the fridge, I made myself a sandwich. Oh, well like, excuse me. I've narrowed down to 2 possibilities of why this film was made. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) is an American television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Best Brains, Inc. The Nucleus is a device of incredible power that could be a terrible weapon. This is the part of the film we like to call, "She Had to Ask. I’ll teach you the theory of FIST! "It's an early version of West Side Story. I know we've been breast....BEST friends. Apparently Miles O'Keefe was amused by this episode. "Hey, wait up! ", "Ouch! Drink it all, sometimes the poison is on the bottom! He's not much without his hang glider, is he. For example: malborg sounds suspiciously like 'malbolg' (malbolgia?). Between 49:00 and 50:00 did that mime soldier guy pantomime his own death? I'm such a dork. I cant catch my breath from the ripping. "Yeah, I'm fine. Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist. How Cave Dwellers is connected to Troll 2, A reference to a reference to a reference back to home, That Bad-Guy Has put on Weight Since Filming. Cast When? Ator: I have one thing to say... Crow T. Robot: Mila says that she knows Ator must fight evil where ever it occurs. WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. ", "She's making flash powder from her own filth. According to IMDB these are the alternate titles to this "movie": Say something.....LINE....come on, fake it! (Joel really doesn't care for Gallagher -- a recurring theme). "When it seems you have reached the end of the Earth..." Ask for Earl. Feh! (01 Jun 1991). Come towards it, our friend. Alright you crummy rats, Henry Kissinger says 'Merry Christmas'! I just met a girl named Unh'.". The man-child within! That should be enough for now. June 1, 1991 He who reads these words of wit eats his little balls of s...HEY! "...you can't always get what you want." The kung fu guy TOTALLY looks like him!!! Joel Robinson as that mean John Saxon-type guy. David Hills "After I've finished, I'll be back." It's a clear Conan the Barbarian rip-off, but it remains internally consistent and seems to have been planned out in advance, where Cave Dwellers seems to have been written as it was being filmed, had no sense of what kind of world it was in and continually seemed to jump between the prehistoric era and the Middle Ages. Director of the top half of the photography. Charles Borromel, this movie's half-asleep snoremaster, Acronus (sp? Rhubarb, caveman rhubarb, rhubarb.... cannibal rhubarb... Oh look, anal retentive snakes - they lined up the skulls! (pronounced pew-ma)? Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film! This movie might be bad but I'm crushin on the barbarian chick. Ator - Der Unbesiegbare (West Germany) http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/mystery-science-theater-3000/mst3k-cave-dwellers/53cd481f69702d27d35f2a00. These "heroes" allow a whole lot of people to be killed before they actually do any "hero-ing"! The muscles are stronger." Crow: "It's the best show tune ever! This is a little ridiculous. why isn't it named ator vs. the puppet snake or similar? It's. Drink it all. I don't believe it. Ner. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. I'll teach you the theory of fist. What'shisname (the dork antagonist): Do you have something to say? She's in love! Who are these guys? Where does Ator keep the bombs.....errr... sorry I really don't wanna know on 2nd thought. Get this MST3K Episode! The Mads remind them of their evilness. But WHERE is the caveman wearing sunglasses? Add on the sunglasses, the tire tracks, and the modern city in the background just for fun and I really want to ask the producer and director what the hell they were smoking when they put this thing together. The theater and the movie do a tango, and it’s wondrous to watch. To begin Season Three of MST3K, Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank subjected Joel and the bots to Cave Dwellers, an inane, pointless, bargain-basement excuse of a movie. Lesson learned: Some movies really NEED the riffs to make them bearable!! Thirty minutes in and let’s recap the action so far…. i mean cable tv was kind of closer to what youtube is today, and then to go from that to a proper tv network, with executives and producers, and big wigs and suits, etc. Hey, why don't you go pick on somebody your own opacity? 1) did he study under William Shatner, on using pauses to convey tension? that mentos commercial, what the actual heck??? Invention Exchange (Segment One): Joel creates the smoking jacket to look cool, while the Mads engage in robotic arm wrestling (with one of the Mole People acting as referee). "You must not lose heart!" Throw a little Oppenheimer in there... Oh come on. tom ''miles o'keeffe''. Every time I watch this episode, I get annoyed when Tom says, "Dad, as long as we're at the mall, can we stop at the Gap and get some 501s?" Tits all over,eh,I mean,it's all over for you Ator! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Hey, she's already got a plate. why are the "cave dwellers" in this movie for a total of 2 minutes?? ", "Yeah! Great. Tom: True, let's move on! What was the point of the character with the beard who was introduced in the village scene and killed off ten minutes later in the snake pit. Invention: Joel demonstrates the smoking jacket, the Mads give us … It gets funnier every time I watch it! Segment Five: The Bots point out the horrible continuity problems of the movie like tire tracks in the background and a man in prehistoric times wearing sunglasses. ...what does repugnant mean? Uh, HOW many thugs and mooks did Ator stab and bomb and kill to get into the stupid castle?! It's not hard to make an attractive person ugly but it's really hard to make an attractive person look like an ugly person trying to look attractive. Love it! The unusual order would cover the next 3 seasons. One of my favorite episodes of all time! Fashion detail nerd alert! nothing, really? 09:30- "Did you call me Father?" Ator leaves Thong behind to help take care of Mila and Akronos, and leaves. Joel's Goose of Death hat has got to be the prop I would want. https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Cave_Dwellers_(film)?oldid=55820, The opening and closing credits for the FVI release uses footage from an unrelated film, the 1963 Italian fantasy film, The "Ator" series was made to capitalize on the popularity of the, On Friday, September 23, 2016, this movie was featured on the MST3K-esque German TV show "The Worst Movies of all Times". Michael J. Nelson (head writer), It's not a comic book, it's a GRAPHIC NOVEL! But scientists have known for well over a year that it's bad for you. I'm the best-looking man in the Middle Ages! "He manipulates at will those forces which men believe uncontrollable." Akronos convinces Ator to let Zor live to face trial, but when Ator steps away, Zor grabs a sword to threaten Ator, and Zor is killed by Thong. What is this? Looking for a movie the entire family can enjoy? Christopher Wurst (contributing writer), "It's the speedy delivery guy and has he got a package! TEMPO! Non Stop dead on riffing that perfectly goes with this terrible movie! Forrester! What would MacGyver do? The most complete list of free online Mystery Science Theater 3000 videos! I don't know what it is but something about ator just drives me nuts. AKA What's Miles sitting on? "It is everything and nothing." Mila is pursued by Zor's soldiers, and is wounded by them, but continues to stagger towards Ator's home. This movie is soo good at being bad, that it hurts just to laugh!! No, no, Joel. Ator, Ator, my sweet friend! Was this review helpful to you? The villain guy is a major fruit, and yet I find him kinda hot. Get out of here, I'm not for your lies! 301 - Cave Dwellers lol joel has to hold tom servo's sign so that it says Dr. Forrester instead of Frank. They were too cheap to hire villains in this movie. David Hills Joel and the Bots endure Miles O'Keeffe as Ator while Doctor F. … No,no,no. Produced by (don't know why it makes me chuckle each time, but it does). Let's see. But trust me, I'm telling the truth. Then when his spare lab coat came back from the cleaners, voila, the glasses had been in the pocket. He was so impressed that he even called the show's producers/writers to compliment them, and asked if he could have a copy of the episode to keep. Servo: "Ooh, I don't wanna know!". "Your father would have done the same." This is the opening for Where Eagles Dare. Akronos feels that the Nucleus must be kept from evil men at all costs. The theory of flight. Created by Joel Hodgson. I wonder if that black bar covering half the screen during the opening credits was so the actors didn't need to wear pants. The Mohawk goes the other way. i still hope to see josh again at some point, i read on the good ol wikipedia, that he left because at the time he was only 17, so there was a big age gap between him and the others, but mostly that he started feeling unhappy with the more professional approach that the comedy channel demanded, and so left. What, was there some kind of ancient OSHA? Ator II (Finland) (1) Tax Right Off (2) An experiment on how to stretch 25 minutes of dialog into a whole movie. You have to be signed in to edit the video links. "What do you, the viewers at home, think? Honestly, it’s a plot that would leave Tolkien flummoxed and sincerely concerned about the distinct absence of singing. You know that hat has a slimming effect on you? *finishes movie* Use the HTML below. Miles O'Keeffe, who starred in this film, saw MST3K's treatment of it on TV and loved it. former high priest John NewmanAlex SussmanChris Trainor This has since been confirmed by Peter BERGMAN. "You will find with the passing of time, that you can't always have what you want." Year Uh... Ator, what's your dream? Have you seen two guys with capes... ew, grody... *Mila screams as she gets shot with an arrow* Were saved because beefcake can soar. Made this in shop class. I know that this is going to sound really crazy. Mila, Ator, and Ator's Asiatic companion Thong begin the journey back to Akronos' castle, facing a variety of dangers along the way, including a group of cannibals, another group determined to sacrifice them to their god — which is a huge snake — and other soldiers.

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