"Your Stand is like your asshole, you can't go around showing it off to people. —A policeman, "A Man Possessed by an Evil Spirit". OPPOSITE OF PORK IS SALMON. They're about to fight Dio and Joseph comes up with that cola analogy. The House of … "Like a student scrambling to finish a test before the bell rings.". JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Japanese: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険, Hepburn: JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki.It was serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1987 to 2004, and was transferred to the monthly seinen manga magazine Ultra Jump in 2005. and this guy didn’t make these up, at least most are common similes. When... THAT FUCKING SERIAL KILLER! 50 votes, 33 comments.
Behave like a flight attendant bringing a drink and caviar to a first-class passenger! One of my favorite things about JoJo is the outrageous analogies the characters come up with, so post your favorites. Now, describe this scene with an analogy that is Belissimo! Like a first class flight attendant bringing a drink and caviar! I can grate cheese too! "It felt like someone stuck an icicle up my ass! a whistle isn’t an animal. "Handle enough balls, and eventually you'll get the money shot!". JoJo is known for their very long and bizarre analogies when explaining and comparing it to something like DIO's analogy when he wants the girl to bring him his leg.
Like one of Joe Montana's touchdown passes. Hurry up and fetch it! It's meant to show how Dio thinks of humans at this point, The best part about this is that he says it every fucking time, i got so confused the first time i read it. Now, if you are a true JoJo fan, you can create a good analogy. "If this were an old Western I would say let's see who has the best shot" or something like that, May not be exact but it was like "If this was America, I would say, 'Who's the fastest gun in the west? Given the quote I thought you were about to say, "Joseph knows what more than an icicle feels like", “It’s sure! Mine is when Joseph encountered DIO, he said "Dio's murderous intent feels like someone stuck an icicle up my ass!". i thought the guy who said it was valentine for some reason?
'", New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the StardustCrusaders community, This is the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure subreddit, and while the subreddit is named for Part Three: Stardust Crusaders, it covers all of the manga and various animated series - Our banner was made by u/MayorDoi and our subreddit icon was made by u/Ammu_22, Press J to jump to the feed. Mine is when Joseph encountered DIO, he said "Dio's murderous intent feels like … ", "Go retrieve my leg. Wtf Araki, "I feel completely refreshed. One of my favorite things about JoJo is the outrageous analogies the characters come up with, so post your favorites. It was just so hilarious and ridiculous that it stood out.
How many lives have you sucked to heal those wounds?
Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Thank You For Watching, If you want more video like this don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency JoJo… ", I don't remember the exact words, but Dio says something like Part 3, "Those reasons are as compelling as rat shit on the bathroom floor!". No, just no, nobody can relate to that. ", something something something winter catfish, "I feel refreshed.Like I put on new underwear on New Year's day", "Why should I be running in fear like somebody with diarrhea looking for a toilet? Also, I'm sure Joseph knows more than anyone what an icicle up the ass feels like given his fight with Kars at the border of Switzerland. In the text of the manga during Part 1 and Part 2, it is used most frequently in reference to Jonathan … Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I can eat spaghetti with this finger. I had the same reaction to this analogy. ", "Bastard! JoJo (ジョジョ) is a nickname shared by each of the main protagonists of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, derived from the recurrence of "Jo" in their names. "How many breads have you eaten in your life? JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Animation, Music, Merchandise, Artbooks, Light Novels, Video games, References A PIG LIVES LAZILY BUT SALMON OPPOSES THE RIVER'S CURRENT AND CONQUERS IT. there are at least 3 simile examples with strong on this page. Like I just put on fresh underwear on new years day". Loading... Unsubscribe from MysticKian?
I don't remember the exact quote but when Jotaro compares himself to a cowboy in the west it was pretty cool. I can eat spaghetti with this finger. The Napkin one takes with ease. ", That one's not really ridiculous. You thought it would be a Kakyoin flair, but it was I, Dio. Valentine's napkin metaphor to explain manifest destiny was fantastic! and that he had fallen in love with catfish or something, "You, woman. first it’s spelled great, not grate. How did DIO, a vampire who has only been back on the surface for 3 years, know what a flight attendant is?
", "Almost as sure as when you piss towards the wind you will soak your pants". Are catfish docile during winter or is there docile breed of catfish called winter catfish?
Fetch my leg from over there. Thank You For Watching, If you want more video like this don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHAREAnime: JoJo's Bizarre AdventureJoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle TendencyJoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust CrusadersJoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is UnbreakableI hope you like it and thank you for watching; Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: ...\r\rJOJO SEASON 1 VERY CHEAP: ...\r\rThank You For Watching, If you want more video like this don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure JoJo's Bizarre ...\r\rThank You For Watching, If you want more video like this don't forget to SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE. It's the most thoughtful one. "I don't get it. ", "Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life? Fetch it quickly! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the StardustCrusaders community, This is the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure subreddit, and while the subreddit is named for Part Three: Stardust Crusaders, it covers all of the manga and various animated series - Our banner was made by u/MayorDoi and our subreddit icon was made by u/Ammu_22, Press J to jump to the feed.
What are your favourite Jojo analogies? Ifeoma on January 22, 2020:. What are your favourite Jojo analogies? i am shocked at some of these comments.
Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure JoJo's Bizarre ...\r\rHere is some horror scene that will give you nightmares that I chose from different parts of JoJo. " Jotaro Kujo... apparently, his friends at school took the "Jo" from Kujo and the "Jo" from Jotaro to nickname him "JoJo"... What a riot ! " Oh Araki. Jojo Mayer: Secret Weapons for the Modern Drummer ~ ASCIKOLOGY Mayer is the son of touring musician and bass player Vali Mayer [1] and began his career as a drummer at an early age, receiving his first drum set at the age of two.
He should be the one running from me!!". That’s right, just as how if you drink a cola you will let loose a burp, that’s how sure it is!”-Joseph warning Polnareff against fighting DIO head on, assuring their defeat. "Make her docile, like a winter catfish!
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Also made me realize how dumb analogies is a recurring thing in JoJo. tom on January 19, 2020:. Given of the dire situation they're in, I found it unbelievable how Joseph can fit a ridiculous analogy in there. "Your Stand is like your asshole, you can't go around showing it off to people. Fetch it quickly, like a first class flight attendant!". 15 votes, 21 comments. ... CATTO VS CATTO GONE JOJO GONE MINECRAFT MEME - Duration: 0:41. I can grate cheese too.